Limb-It-Less Funny Farm

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Pets

Allowed (per listing)

Campfires

no

About

2-acre country setting. There’s a small creek with sitting area. A gas grill and electric griddle are available. There are two 50-amp RV connections with water. Each RV spot has a table, chairs, and fire ring. Currently, there is no dump station, but both north and south on I-75 there are truck stops with dump stations less than 10 miles away. There is plenty of tent/self contained camper space with morning shade and afternoon sun in the front. Those are farthest from the portable toilet and wash station. There are 3 tent spots with mostly shade in the back closest to portable toilet and wash station. Tent campers have access to the gas grill or the common area fire pit or fired grill. Donkey trail rides are offered by neighbors at “Donkey Listener”. Enjoy scenic rides to popular attractions and roads such as the Tail of the Dragon, Cherohala Skyway, Blue Ridge Parkway, and Bald River Falls. There anre many waterfalls, hiking trails, rivers, and countryside. Also nearby are plenty of water activities, such as paddle boating, canoeing, whitewater rafting, fishing, and boating. Tourism is endless: come enjoy East Tennessee. I’m a poultry hobbyist, so only dogs under 12 pounds are allowed and they must be leashed. There are free-range chickens, ducks, turkeys, and two small dogs on the property. I also raise Red Golden Phoenix and Tennessee Red quail. You are responsible for damages if your pet kills livestock. This is a laid-back place run by a one-legged chicken tender. A sense of humor is required.